| theres this older man that lives near my house, i think he is a landlord of a few houses, and everytime that i see him he is wearing a miniskirt, knee-high socks and black square-toed pumps (about 1 inch heel). he also sometimes is wearing a blouse (in the summer when he doesn't have a jacket on). to top it all off he wears a hick-style baseball cap that is ever so carefully perched on the top of his comb-over head. he has major 5 o'clock shadow and big old man glasses. i wonder what his tennants think of him. i think that i would be afraid to let my children near him if i had some. |
