oh ya, on top of the gina findings (fancyass also has an unknown entry in her phone called "G") i had the funniest dream last night. ever. boys, you may not like this so you may want to avert your attention elsewhere....
anyways, i dont really remember the whole beginning but at one point i was walking outside on a dirt road with some other people and there was a whole bunch of logs floating in the sky. all sorts of sizes. little bits of wood. kinda like you see in the river when they are moving cut down wood on it (beachcombers style..). anyways, the logs were apparently out to get me cause they would follow me and then drop down out of the sky and try and land on me. i'm too quick tho, ninja styles. anyways, i took off and ended up at some gathering of some sort. there were people milling about chatting. some dude starts chatting me up. i know him somehow and i know that he has a girlfriend. hes all putting heavy moves on me and i glance around and his girlfriend is there staring at me. but shes smiling at me. she sorta walks by and pinches my arm (in a playful way). it was like she was ok with him hitting on me. so THEN i end up laying semi-clothed in a bed with the dude. (well i dont know what i had on cause i couldnt see myself but he was wearing boxer shorts). his boxers had a zipper instead of the classic button style. i was zipping them up for some reason and *zip*. caught his dink in the zipper (hahah dink!). he squealed but was like "oh, thats ok, it will only hurt for a second.." and i said "wow, i have never ever done that before..." and i looked down and he was holding his dink (dink!) in his hands and blood was dripping out the end of it... hahahha. yikes. k maybe thats not funny to you but if you were in the state of mind i was in last night it would be funny... |