prior to ¤ subsequently
¤ 2002-09-30 ¤ 11:25 p.m. ¤
so the other day in my garden...
there was a wasp fight! and there to document the amazing match was me and my handy camera. so i will relive it here now as best as a horrible story teller could....

first it was like "bzzzzbzzzbzzzzzzz" and then it was like "bzzzbzzbzzz" and then, "bzzzzzzzzzzbzz". and it looked sorta like this:
bzzzzbzzz

and then there was a "bzzz" and then a bit of a "bzz" but not much. it sorta looked like this:
that hurts!
AND THEN! there was this chewing sound. like "munch munch" only realer and more bug like. it was this:
crunch n munch
and the next thing you know.... one wasp is flying away with half of the other wasp. all that remains is an ass...
where is my mind?

i witnessed wasp murder!
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